Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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