And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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