He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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