i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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