Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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