Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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