Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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