Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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