No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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