My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
