I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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