tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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