just come out here and I will go home with you...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i drank out of a bidet.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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