I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I will be naked everywhere
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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