I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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