So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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