I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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