he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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