lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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