He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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