So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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