"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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