first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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