in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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