I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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