Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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