i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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