this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I did not marry a roomba.
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