Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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