Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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