i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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