Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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