you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I feel great
I just peed on a car
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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