break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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