I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just invented taco cereal.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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