even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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