Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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