so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize