I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
