whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
