It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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