where am i from again
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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