i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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