we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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