sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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