Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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