happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My life is pants optional.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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