I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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