im holly from the hills drunk
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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