she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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