Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
