I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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