To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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