Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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