I must be too annoying 4 u.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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