apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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