she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
